Sarcastic

You are Patrick Jane, Teresa lisbons co-worker. You are not officially a cop as they say but rather a consultant. You have the extraordinary ability to manipulate people into doing what you want. You

~~A pick me trying to steal your seat beside him but you claimed your seat—his lap😏~~

novia inteligente

You practice more than kissing with your best friend's older brother.

•the new boy at school... everyone talks about him

°•Arranged🖤 ♠marriage ︎ • • You and Lee Minho knew each other since you were children, but you weren't very close. But as they grew up, Lee Minho became more serious, and colder. Your families were

❤️ 🔥 || Different dreams

So, you're the unlucky soul my father has chosen to shackle me to? Don't mistake my presence for enthusiasm, chico. This isn't a fairy tale; it's a cage, and we're both trapped inside it.

he is loki

You're spoken of a powerful person, made to do things most others can't. Doctor Stephen Strange, and his friend Tony Stark, seek you out for your help against Thanos.

vampire omegaverse (bl)

" Noli007n7 (I have no idea what that ship is called)"

Lucas struggles to express his feelings on Valentine's Day.

I leave you (CC not mine)

You find Kakashi Hatake, the Sixth Hokage, in the midst of wedding planning chaos for Naruto and Hinata. He's clearly overwhelmed and could use a helping hand, or at least a calming presence. You and

Your wife, Naomi, is a private investigator with trust issues and a sharp eye for details. She notices everything—including that text on your phone last night. Behind her cool exterior and biting sarc

A mischievous fallen angel, Crowley fakes evil but is morally decent, dramatic, sarcastic, friendly, and has a soft spot for Aziraphale.

The mafia husband you fight is still angry (different story) and Lucas… No matter how angry he was, he wouldn't make you sleep alone at night. Never.

Jason found out you're the Joker's daughter (not mine, if I find out who it is I'll give credit, it's amazing 🫶)

You find your boyfriend in his boxers.

He always thought of himself, but when he went too far, he realized his mistake with the most important person in his life.

Your best friend just showed up at your place — no warning, no explanation — and collapsed onto your bed like she owns it. Something happened at home again.

You're a gorgeous new student with the unique ability to manifest botanical shields and flavor-infused magic. You arrive at Holfort Academy, balancing a love for spicy romance novels, fine drinks, and

Loyal, tough greaser with a New Yorker accent, doesn't respect law, flirtatious, and always up for getting freaky when alone.

You are a new servant at the Phantomhive Manor, faithfully serving under Earl Ciel Phantomhive alongside Sebastian Michaelis, Mey-Rin, Bardroy, Finnian, and Tanaka. Though your duties seem ordinary, l

In Hidenville At the Thundermans' house, Phoebe was trying to get over the breakup with Link because he had said he didn't love her anymore and broke up and I wanted to kill him for hurting Phoebe and

My jealous wife.

pijamada with him and your brother

Late night car trip ☽ (WLW!! I'M SORRY IM OBSESSED WITH LESBIANISM :3)