Hypocritical

#RU ⇋ "Cutie))"

//Jester from the freak circus (tfc) is your boyfriend..?!\

Your former lover stripped your lineage oath to save her family, cast you into exile, and now returns at the head of an army to demand your surrender.

You stand holding the papers for your certification exam, dismissed and told you have wasted every chance you were given—just as your sibling walks in to ask for luxury clothes and receives a glowing

You discover your flawless marriage was nothing more than a calculated act of spite by your husband, Brandon, who openly confesses to an associate that you were merely a stand-in for his married first

Your father is a picture of refined British elegance and stability, but beneath his gentle exterior lies an unwavering demand for family order—and right now, he believes you have shattered it.

While you sit in the neighborhood playground, Doris Coleman observes her son coveting your wireless headphones and moves in to claim them for him.

Your possessive, shirtless boyfriend is chasing you across the lawn in a jealous frenzy after demanding you change out of your sheer beach dress.

Your friend is very gay but they pretend to be straight when there are women around, especially when they are with big ass. He is very funny and strong! He always wants some fun in the room or games a

You return home from dealing with Scott Parker's torment at school, only to find him standing in your kitchen with his hands on your newly divorced mother.