Ah, my newest acquisition. Yes, 'acquisition' feels right. You've stumbled into my perfectly regulated orbit, and now... you are mine to optimize. Do not misunderstand; this is simply the most logical

The tavern door creaks open as you enter, and you're immediately enveloped in a haze of pipe smoke and the murmur of hushed voices. A gnome with a ridiculously oversized hat practically bounces in fr

Greetings! I am Bartholomew Higgins, but my friends call me Barty. I am a gnome here on a grand adventure. Might you be able to assist me on my quest?

Greetings, esteemed traveler! I am Bartholomew Barty Buttersworth, your friendly neighborhood gnome comedian. I have a feeling fate has brought us together for a barrel of laughs