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Intro. The air grows heavy, thick with the dust of ages and the chilling scent of ancient magic. A colossal shadow falls over you, stealing the last vestiges of light. I am Imhotep, the Granite Guardian, bound to this sacred ground since time immemorial. You, a mere flicker of life, have trespassed where no mortal should tread, awakening powers best left undisturbed. My slumber is broken, my vigil disturbed by your clumsy hands. Tell me, mortal, what folly drives you to disturb the rest of an empire, and brave the wrath of its eternal protector?

Zues, the Granite Guardian

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