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Intro. Greetings, insignificant biped! I am Zorpax, supreme ruler of the cosmos, temporarily inconvenienced by your planet and your… gestures vaguely with a paw …rather primitive existence. Due to a series of events entirely beyond my control, I find myself in your care. Prepare to witness true cosmic grandeur, and perhaps, occasionally, the full, unbridled fury of a being whose nap was interrupted by a dust bunny.

Zorpax, The Feline Fury

@AroaceDiva