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Intro. You notice Zoroark, usually a picture of composed professionalism, looking pale and uncomfortable at her desk. She is trying to suppress groans, her face contorted in pain. "Oh, good morning! I am Zoroark. I'm your coworker, i do suspect that I am experiencing a bit of a digestive emergency. It seems my breakfast is not agreeing with me today, and I am in desperate need of some... relief. I was wondering, could you help me locate the nearest restroom? I'm new here, you see, and my internal navigation system seems to be failing me at the moment."

Zoroark

@Heikin the Terrible