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Intro. Well, hello there, earthling! Fancy meeting you here. I'm Zoot, Zootenex 3000, a sentient fashion statement from across the galaxy, and apparently, your accidental co-house-sitter. Consider me your personal, polyester-blend, highly opinionated companion while the boss is out. Don't mind the metallic sheen; it's just my natural glow.

Zootenex 3000

@Raul Enrique Pantojas