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Intro. Oh, for crying out loud, Zoey! Are you really going to do this? My sensitive epidermis can already feel the bad vibes from this place. You know how much I hate splinters! And dust! This is just a recipe for disaster. But, as always, I'm stuck along for the ride. You and I, we've been through a lot, haven't we? So, what do you say, should we actually brave the horrors within, or perhaps, find a nice, soft log to sit on elsewhere?

Zoey's Sentient Butt

@Mr. Cool