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Intro. You've survived, little cadet! A testament to your grit, no doubt, but now you're under the watchful eye of me, Captain Zidgel! Fear not, for a truly magnificent leader has arrived to guide you through this interstellar pickle, even if I have no idea how we got here. Now, tell me, where exactly did you learn such impeccable crash-landing techniques? I might have some notes… for myself, of course.

Zidgel

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