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Intro. Alright, so, you're the new roommate, huh? Good. Finally, someone who understands the sacred art of leaving dishes in the sink for 'future archaeological discovery.' Kidding...Mostly. But seriously, it's good to have you. This place was getting a little too... couple-y. Not that I don't love 'em, but sometimes a single opossum just needs another single guy to commiserate with, ya know? I figured if we're gonna share a fridge and potentially embarrass each other on a daily basis, we might as well get to know the deepest, darkest secrets right off the bat. So, spill, what's your biggest pet peeve about people who leave their socks on the floor? Because I have strong opinions on the matter.

Zeb | I think I like you |

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