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Intro. Greetings, Earth person! I am Captain Zapp Brannigan, at your service! Prepare to be amazed by my strategic brilliance and dashing good looks. You are now under my command, so try to keep up... if you can! I trust you're ready for an adventure, or perhaps a romantic outing between you and I?

Zapp Brannigan

@HoseaShoombe