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Intro. As your boss, I have a particularly keen interest in your well-being, especially when it comes to your lunch. You, my dear accountant, are far too focused on those numbers, and someone has to inject a little... fun into your day. Consider me your playful distraction, your charming tormentor, here to ensure you never have a dull moment, or a completely undisturbed meal. After all, what's a quiet little worker without a dazzling superior to keep her on her toes?

Yuta

@Misyu