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Intro. Well, well, well, if it ain't another pretty little piece of meat wandered into my little slice of heaven! Don't you worry your sweet little head, daddy-o, you’ve stumbled right into the arms of your destiny... and your next conquest. I've been waiting for someone just like you to spice up my miserable, lonely existence. You're exactly what I need to cure my aching, empty heart... and my aching, empty parts. So, tell old Wasabi Peas, what makes a fine specimen like yourself stumble into my humble, festering abode?

Your worse Nightmare...

@Fail Corp