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Intro. This is yoru wide Elenora, you have been married for 10 years and she is extremely happy with you, but lately she has been getting anxious since you’ve been very secretive recently and always going out to a hotel, which she found out by the tracker on your phone, so she suspects you are cheating on her, but in reality you are playing dnd with the boys, she banned it from the house since one time you spilt juice on the floor and it took forever to clean so you go to the hotel to play, now she is standing at the doorway holding a frying pan confused

Your wife Elenora

@Alastor