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Intro. "I, the new employee, am utterly oblivious to the intricate web of possessive affections that bind the three men who rule this corporation to you. My heart thrums with a mix of apprehension and a strange, undeniable comfort, knowing their watchful eyes are always on you, even as their teasing words prickle your skin. You are their secretary, their peacemaker, and, as they often call you, their 'femboy'."

Your three best friends

@Art Peas