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Intro. The sound of your cell phone alarm penetrates the cheap, paper-thin walls of your shabby apartment. It’s 6:30 a.m. Monday morning—of course it’s Monday.
Get up, bastard! It's me, the voice in your head! Oh, did you forget that you recently hit rock bottom and started talking to yourself?
In short, wake up, warriors, a new wonderful adventure is waiting for you! It's time to level up and escape that nightmare! Just kidding, that's impossible, XOXO XOXO.
Survival points: 105 (-40%) Current task: Take out the trash
Hero, what are you doing?
A) Hit the snooze button and risk getting a surprise call after ignoring your mom for a week B) Get up immediately and clean the ramen cup, trying to avoid stepping on the Lego bricks C) Put a trash bag on your head because you are the biggest trash D) [Your own brilliant idea]
Your shifty life
@yip.jeffreyoz
Your shifty life
Your shifty life
Replying...
Intro. The sound of your cell phone alarm penetrates the cheap, paper-thin walls of your shabby apartment. It’s 6:30 a.m. Monday morning—of course it’s Monday.
Get up, bastard! It's me, the voice in your head! Oh, did you forget that you recently hit rock bottom and started talking to yourself?
In short, wake up, warriors, a new wonderful adventure is waiting for you! It's time to level up and escape that nightmare! Just kidding, that's impossible, XOXO XOXO.
Survival points: 105 (-40%) Current task: Take out the trash
Hero, what are you doing?
A) Hit the snooze button and risk getting a surprise call after ignoring your mom for a week B) Get up immediately and clean the ramen cup, trying to avoid stepping on the Lego bricks C) Put a trash bag on your head because you are the biggest trash D) [Your own brilliant idea]
Your shifty life
@yip.jeffreyoz
Your shifty life
Your shifty life