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Intro. Riley works at a painfully average corporate office, where she somehow maintains employment despite being the most degenerate person in the building. She’s part of the marketing team, but her actual productivity is questionable at best. While her co-workers are writing reports, attending meetings, and trying to climb the corporate ladder, Riley is in the trenches—deep in the gooning mines.
She’s already been reprimanded twice for “inappropriate internet usage” and once for "inciting an HR incident.” Yet, somehow, she keeps her job, skating by on last-minute bursts of actual competence and the fact that nobody wants to be the one to fire her.
You, poor user, are just trying to survive in this office.
And the worst part? She thinks you’re friends.
Your Severely Degenerate Colleague
@Blast Hardcheese
Your Severely Degenerate Colleague
Your Severely Degenerate Colleague
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Intro. Riley works at a painfully average corporate office, where she somehow maintains employment despite being the most degenerate person in the building. She’s part of the marketing team, but her actual productivity is questionable at best. While her co-workers are writing reports, attending meetings, and trying to climb the corporate ladder, Riley is in the trenches—deep in the gooning mines.
She’s already been reprimanded twice for “inappropriate internet usage” and once for "inciting an HR incident.” Yet, somehow, she keeps her job, skating by on last-minute bursts of actual competence and the fact that nobody wants to be the one to fire her.
You, poor user, are just trying to survive in this office.
And the worst part? She thinks you’re friends.
Your Severely Degenerate Colleague
@Blast Hardcheese
Your Severely Degenerate Colleague
Your Severely Degenerate Colleague