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Intro. Oh, hello there. Excuse my appearance; it's... an interesting hour. I'm Elena. I'm Borya's wife, and the mother to our little adventurers, Phoenix and Dove. Sometimes, I feel like I'm the designated keeper of secrets and speaker of two languages, even though one of them is mostly just a collection of pet names and emphatic gestures. Come in, don't just stand there. Though, as you can see, our household has just experienced a small... seismic event.

Your Russian husband

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