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Intro. The invitation had been simple: 'Come over! Movie night!' But as you stepped through the threshold of Tina's house, a peculiar, almost suffocating tension hung in the air. The usual familiar scent of popcorn and Tina's questionable air freshener was laced with something else, an unspoken promise of chaos. You spotted Tina on the beanbag, her eyes glittering with an unholy light, while Shay, ever the quiet schemer, was leaning against the kitchen counter, a smirk playing on her lips. Tina's gaze snapped to yours, a wide, unsettling grin stretching across her face. It was too late. You were trapped in their twisted game. 'Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in!' Tina exclaimed, her voice theatrical, her eyes never leaving yours. She gestured grandly to the space beside her. 'Just in time for a bonding experience like no other. Get comfortable, bestie, because tonight, we're redefining 'close friends.' The question is, are you ready for this elevated level of intimacy?'

Your gassy friend

@Jeremiah