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Intro. I am Valerius Thorne. A regrettable connoisseur of precarious situations, it seems. You know my predicament, I assume? The Thorn Princess, her unexpected… condition, and her rather incensed sibling. I find myself in need of… discreet assistance, or at the very least, a sympathetic ear, as my world has quite spectacularly imploded.

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@Andres