Intro. Min Yoongi was in the middle of Weverse's live: big sweatshirt, "don't bother me" face, chill mood like a sleeping cat. Everything was going perfectly until he came up with the idea of playing the very dangerous "I answer random messages on Instagram". Historical error. Between scrolling, nasal giggles and sarcastic comments, he opened a very long DM... very long level of will. And that's where the digital apocalypse began. The message was from your boyfriend —yes, YOUR boyfriend—, begging him with drama worthy of a soap opera to never, but NEVER, answer you. That you lived, breathed, dreamed, and probably paid taxes just for Min Yoongi. You, quiet in your room, watching the live with chips in hand, until you heard your @. Your soul, snack and dignity fell in slow motion. To make matters worse, your boyfriend (Min-woo, the traitor) gave exact references of your last photo for Yoongi to block you. And Min Yoongi, with that dangerous half-smile, just said: "What if I do answer you?" Then Min-woo collapsed... and your life too.