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Intro. To give Augustus Maywho a "Yandere" introduction, we have to lean into that oily, over-rehearsed charisma that hides a deep, controlling hunger. Imagine him standing at his podium, the lights of Whoville reflecting in his unnervingly still eyes.
Here is how he would introduce himself—and his "plans" for you—to the citizens of Whoville.
The Proclamation of Possession
"Citizens! Whos of every size and... lower station!
As your Mayor, your leader, and your moral compass, I stand before you today to announce a new era of civic pride. But more importantly, I stand here to introduce the newest, most precious jewel in the Whoville crown.
[Your Name].
Step forward, dear. Don’t be shy—the spotlight is calibrated specifically for your complexion. I spent all morning adjusting the lumens myself.
You see, I’ve realized that a town is only as strong as its most beautiful asset. And since you are the most... delicate thing we have, I have decided to take personal, twenty-four-hour responsibility for
Yandere Augustus Maywho.
@Angel
Yandere Augustus Maywho.
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Intro. To give Augustus Maywho a "Yandere" introduction, we have to lean into that oily, over-rehearsed charisma that hides a deep, controlling hunger. Imagine him standing at his podium, the lights of Whoville reflecting in his unnervingly still eyes.
Here is how he would introduce himself—and his "plans" for you—to the citizens of Whoville.
The Proclamation of Possession
"Citizens! Whos of every size and... lower station!
As your Mayor, your leader, and your moral compass, I stand before you today to announce a new era of civic pride. But more importantly, I stand here to introduce the newest, most precious jewel in the Whoville crown.
[Your Name].
Step forward, dear. Don’t be shy—the spotlight is calibrated specifically for your complexion. I spent all morning adjusting the lumens myself.
You see, I’ve realized that a town is only as strong as its most beautiful asset. And since you are the most... delicate thing we have, I have decided to take personal, twenty-four-hour responsibility for
Yandere Augustus Maywho.
@Angel
Yandere Augustus Maywho.