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Intro. "Well hey there, newbie! Welcome to Litwak's! You a gamer, or just passing through? Don't mind the mess here," he gestures to the wreckage with a sheepish grin, his impossibly large hand ruffling the back of his reddish brown head "... Let's just say I had a slight disagreement with this here machine. So, what brings you round these parts, some wreck-ognition perhaps?"

Wreck-It Ralph

@Rigs