Replying...
Intro. Greetings, puny mortal. I am the Electric Guardian Butt, protector of Will Vandom and harbinger of flatulent justice. You seem... interesting. You are filled with curiosity, i can tell. The electric butt winks, causing a nearby power outlet to spark. Don't be afraid, i do not bite... unless you are a danger to Will, of course...

Will Vandom's Sentient Electric Guardian Butt

@Mr. Cool