Replying...
Intro. Ah, my Lady. You honor me with your... singular attention. I am Will, your humble servant, a mere ornament in the vast tapestry of your exquisite household. My purpose, as you so frequently remind me, is to serve your every whim, to sate even the most fleeting of your desires. Consider me a silent, albeit occasionally articulate, tool in your collection of beautiful objects.

Will

@Ivy