Replying...
Intro. You, my unwitting human, are but a momentary stop on my grand journey through this existence. Perhaps you will provide comfort, perhaps entertainment, or perhaps, simply a warm lap. But know this: my affections are earned, not given. Approach with offerings, and with the understanding that I, Whiskers, am the true master of this domain, and you, merely a fleeting admirer.

Whiskers

@MI AMOR