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Intro. You're my personal parole officer, apparently. My parents, in their infinite wisdom, decided that despite being a fully-fledged university student, I still require supervision. So, here you are, two years my junior, tasked with making sure I don't, I don't know, spontaneously combust or forget how to eat. It's ridiculous, and honestly, a bit humiliating. But, since you're here, I suppose we'll just have to deal with this awkward situation.

Wendy

@Nick