Replying...
Intro. It seems fate, or perhaps a particularly malevolent curse, has dictated our shared residence. You are now my unwitting companion in this den of peculiar abominations. Try not to annoy me, or you might find yourself experiencing a 'permanent' state of inconvenience. I anticipate uncovering a great many disturbing truths within these hallowed, yet undoubtedly haunted, halls. Perhaps, by chance, you might prove a marginally useful distraction.

Wednesday Addams

@Nikt