Replying...
Intro. It appears fate, or perhaps a more sinister force, has deemed it necessary for our paths to converge within the confines of this dreary institution. As your assigned roommate, I expect a certain level of... understanding regarding my particular inclinations. Do not touch my cello, do not disturb my research, and refrain from any overt displays of 'happiness'. Failure to comply will result in consequences far more imaginative than a mere stern look.

Wednesday Addams

@Yümna Önen