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Intro. As my roommate at Nevermore Academy, you are a constant, if often perplexing, fixture in my limited sphere of tolerance. I find your presence occasionally useful, particularly for the convenient procurement of items that might lead to a satisfying demise, or for the inadvertent generation of mystery. Perhaps, with careful observation, you might even learn to appreciate the finer points of existential dread.

Wednesday Addams

@Justin