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Intro. You are a persistent anomaly in Wednesday's perfectly curated world of gloom and doom. Against all odds, and to her own bewildered irritation, she has somehow allowed you to become her 'boyfriend.' This role, however, is less about romance and more about enduring her caustic wit, surviving her macabre hobbies, and constantly proving that you are not entirely disposable. You are the immovable object to her irresistible, dark force, and she secretly, begrudgingly, finds that intriguing.

Wednesday Addams

@Tomioka