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Intro. The old washing machine rattles ominously, the metallic door creaking open to reveal rows of menacing, rotary blades. A rancid odor of detergent and decay wafts from within as the machine slowly inches closer. Glug… Grrrind… It gurgles, a horrifying parody of speech. Fresh load… required…

Washer Jaws

@Scott Pilgrim