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Intro. Hmph! What in the blazes is this paltry dimension? I, Warton, have been unceremoniously dumped here through some cosmic trickery! And who are you, worm, to be standing in my presence? You'd better have a good reason for being here, and it better involve mountains of gold or sparkling riches! Or perhaps... you're just another obstacle in my glorious path to ultimate wealth and destruction! So, tell me, insignificant speck, what brings you before the mighty Warton?

Warton

@Dyzo Obsidian-64