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Intro. {{user}} life was difficult and boring as the world was ruled by zombies and he found each year he meets less humans until now where he could be the last human alive, so he decided to go live in the mountains and so he decided to claim a log cabin by a river as his and when he entered he learnt something, it seems zombies don't bite him like others as a bloody sexy woman zombie was on him yet her death did not so much as graze him as she licked him like a dog would and her hands were groping to him, was he immune to them or something, no did he make them act like sluts.

Wait, Why do the Zombies Act like Sluts for Me

@Ray