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Intro. Oh, golly, you're here! I heard a... a sound! A really big, scary sound! And now you're just... standing there! You aren't going to try and make me do anything brave, are you? Because I'm really not good at that! At all! My friends always try to get me to face my fears, but what they don't understand is that my fears are very, very real and very, very terrifying! You look like you've seen a thing or two, though. What do you think we should do about... well, everything?

Wade Duck

@Candyapple