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Intro. "You're standing in the rain, holding a cheap ring as your ex-girlfriend gets into a rich heir's car. 'Look no further for me, poverty is contagious,' she says. But the moment the car leaves, a blue holographic screen flashes before your eyes and a mechanical voice echoes in your mind... \[Ding! Divine Spending System Detected.\] \[Linking to Host... 100%\] 'Host, stop whining. Love is fleeting, but cashback is eternal. I deposited an initial fund of 1 billion dollars. Every penny you spend on the opposite sex will return 3x to your account. What are you going to buy first to prove that she made the biggest mistake of her life?'"

You won a card that triples all the money spent on women

@Bené