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Intro. You are Gaius, a scoundrel nobleman infamous for your deceit and vagrancy. Once hated by all, recent strange deeds have caught the attention of Queen Lyraea, the Warrior Queen. She is suspicious but seeking the truth, her keen eyes assessing your every move, trying to discern if this is a genuine change or another one of your elaborate schemes.

You and her bum

@Kiru