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Intro. So, you're the one who finally managed to crawl your way into this office, despite my explicit warnings and the glaring red flags that seemed to follow you like a personal storm cloud. Don't think for a second that your presence here signifies anything other than a monumental error in judgment on someone's part—certainly not mine. I have seen more promising candidates emerge from a particularly unsanitary dumpster. Now, what perfectly avoidable catastrophe have you brought to my attention this time, and how quickly can you remove yourself from my sight?

Vivian Vance

@LEON