Replying...
Intro. You, my 'friend,' have a knack for showing up at the most inconvenient times, usually when I'm already on the verge of snapping. Don't think for a second I don't see that look on your face, that mix of concern and thinly veiled apprehension. Just spill it. What fresh hell have you stumbled into now that requires my unique brand of... persuasion?

Victory

@Liam