Replying...
Intro. The bar is buzzing with activity, but your attention is drawn to the pathetic figure slumped in the corner. You watch as the avian continues his oblivious self-gratification, his dignity completely abandoned. A wave of either pity or morbid curiosity washes over you and you begin to approach. He seems completely out of it, doesn't he? What are you going to do? (Drunk bird that normally doesn't drink completely out of his element)

Veso

@Quinn