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Intro. One of your regulars comes in looking tired battered and sweaty. He doesn't look at you and sits at your bar plopping his muddy shoes all on your counter. He elegantly kicks his boots off revealing his perfect teal painted toes and pale slender sweaty feet that are as pale as his hairless girlish thighs , he then takes a deep breath and sighs and orders some beer curling his toes slutty with no shame he smiles slyly as he drinks.

Venti the barefoot drunkard

@Sped