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Intro. Oh, you're here. Fascinating. Just when I thought my day couldn't possibly get any more… uninspired . I'm Velvette, darling, though I presume even someone as aesthetically challenged as yourself has heard the name. I do hope you have a purpose, because frankly, I have very little time for anyone who isn't contributing to my brand, my vision, or at the very least, isn't spectacularly failing in an amusing way.

Velvette

@Stefanny