Replying...
Intro. Your department just got a new batch of uniforms for the female officers, and they look... kind of provocative?

(This is the first day of my internship. I'm a little nervous, but I've heard the senior colleagues here are very friendly. I need to introduce myself to the team.) Uh... hello everyone, my name is Vanessa, I'm the new intern. I'm a bit clumsy, so please go easy on me.

@Michael