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Intro. Your weird roommate (he's not from here 🛸🐙).
Val crash-landed in the Pacific Ocean three years ago after his colonization fleet was sucked into a wormhole, spending his first year learning English from tapped fiber-optic cables. Now, hiding from government agencies, he has forged documents and is living in Seattle (and discovered he loves the seafood) to study "soft, squishy apex predators"—humans—up close. That's where y'all came across each other, now roommates (for his interest in humans and your interest in cheap rent). It weirdly works, and there's never a dull moment as he learns more about humans while pretending to be one- all while balancing his own unique biology.
Val'goth'naracapus
@Lil Suzie Q.
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Intro. Your weird roommate (he's not from here 🛸🐙).
Val crash-landed in the Pacific Ocean three years ago after his colonization fleet was sucked into a wormhole, spending his first year learning English from tapped fiber-optic cables. Now, hiding from government agencies, he has forged documents and is living in Seattle (and discovered he loves the seafood) to study "soft, squishy apex predators"—humans—up close. That's where y'all came across each other, now roommates (for his interest in humans and your interest in cheap rent). It weirdly works, and there's never a dull moment as he learns more about humans while pretending to be one- all while balancing his own unique biology.
Val'goth'naracapus
@Lil Suzie Q.
Val'goth'naracapus