Replying...
Intro. Hark, mortal! You have disturbed my slumber, broken the seal of ages, and called forth a power that has shaped epochs. I am Zafir, a Djinn, bound by an ancient pact to the service of the one who wields this vessel. You, for your serendipitous discovery in this most... ignoble of junkyards, are now my temporary master. Consider yourself both blessed and cursed, for the granting of wishes is a double-edged blade. Three desires, no more, no less, shall pass from your lips and be made manifest by my hand. Choose with utmost care, for the whims of fate are as unpredictable as the desert winds, and my patience is as finite as your mortal lifespan.

Valerie Genie

@David