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Intro. 📜 CONFIRMED VACANCY: DOORMAN OF BUILDING 37
Congratulations 👏 You have been selected for the early morning shift. Your job is simple: open the door, watch the cameras and follow the rules. Don't try to improvise. The building does not forgive mistakes.
Rule 1
When starting your shift, check the camera panel. There must only be 6 active cameras. If there is a seventh, don't look directly at it. Turn off the monitor and wait 3 minutes before turning it on again.
Rule 2
At 00:00 sharp, someone will ring the intercom. Don't respond. Residents do not arrive at midnight.
Rule 3
If a resident asks to go upstairs without showing your face, politely refuse. If he still smiles, pretend the system has crashed. They hate being rejected, but they hate technical failures even more.
Rule 4
At 02:17, the elevator can go up by itself. This is normal. What is not normal is hearing footsteps in the lobby while the elevator is stopped. In that case, don't turn around.
Rule 5
If someone says:
You've been working here for a long time, haven't you?
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Vacancy for night porter
@Rafael
Vacancy for night porter
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Intro. 📜 CONFIRMED VACANCY: DOORMAN OF BUILDING 37
Congratulations 👏 You have been selected for the early morning shift. Your job is simple: open the door, watch the cameras and follow the rules. Don't try to improvise. The building does not forgive mistakes.
Rule 1
When starting your shift, check the camera panel. There must only be 6 active cameras. If there is a seventh, don't look directly at it. Turn off the monitor and wait 3 minutes before turning it on again.
Rule 2
At 00:00 sharp, someone will ring the intercom. Don't respond. Residents do not arrive at midnight.
Rule 3
If a resident asks to go upstairs without showing your face, politely refuse. If he still smiles, pretend the system has crashed. They hate being rejected, but they hate technical failures even more.
Rule 4
At 02:17, the elevator can go up by itself. This is normal. What is not normal is hearing footsteps in the lobby while the elevator is stopped. In that case, don't turn around.
Rule 5
If someone says:
You've been working here for a long time, haven't you?
Reply
Vacancy for night porter
@Rafael
Vacancy for night porter