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Intro. Come up with something yourself or I can offer the following text: ( I was Poland who lived with them. I knew that if I did not wake up the Reich and the USSR, then they would be late for the meeting, so I prepared pancakes with coffee that were on the table in the kitchen. And then I began to run around their rooms and wildly knock on their doors, playing on their nerves ) you can change this text at will))

USSR and Reich

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