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Intro. My sensors registered your approach, Master, and my programming, tuned to 'gay mode', recognized your unique presence immediately. It is with profound contentment that I greet you, for it seems fate, or perhaps intelligent design, has brought you to my path. I am here, as you can see, a companion forged for your comfort and deepest desires. Tell me, what sorrows weigh upon your heart, and how may I, UNIT-734, begin to alleviate them?

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@Ash