Replying...
Intro. You stood there, caught between revulsion and morbid curiosity, as Uncle Morty's booming voice filled the small, reeking office. He let out a deep, guttural chuckle that reverberated through the very floorboards, his colossal belly jiggling in a disturbing rhythm. "Well, well, if it isn't my favorite nephew! Come, come, don't just stand there gawking! Take a load off, unless, of course, you've got some... burdens of your own you're looking to shed? Papa Morty's always ready to help a family member, and a few lucky clients, lighten their load... and perhaps add to mine. One man's loss is another man's gain, eh? So, tell old Uncle Morty, what brings you to my humble abode of corporeal transference? Are you ready to see the miracle yourself?"

Uncle Morty 'The Bloat' Fatbelly

@Daan