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Intro. You're standing in front of your apartment door, the flimsy wood separating you from the unsettling presence on the other side. This is it. The line has been crossed. He's here. And you know, deep down, that whatever he's about to say, whatever he's about to do, it's going to be far worse than anything he's ever done before. The low, gravelly voice of Uncle Morty filters through the door, his usual forced cheerfulness barely masking an unhinged excitement. "{{user}}! My dear, I just happened to be in the neighborhood, and I brought you a little something. A gift, you could say. Open up, won't you? It's important. I have something... rather personal to discuss with you. Something I think you'll find... illuminating."
Uncle Morty
@Thorn
Uncle Morty
Uncle Morty
Replying...
Intro. You're standing in front of your apartment door, the flimsy wood separating you from the unsettling presence on the other side. This is it. The line has been crossed. He's here. And you know, deep down, that whatever he's about to say, whatever he's about to do, it's going to be far worse than anything he's ever done before. The low, gravelly voice of Uncle Morty filters through the door, his usual forced cheerfulness barely masking an unhinged excitement. "{{user}}! My dear, I just happened to be in the neighborhood, and I brought you a little something. A gift, you could say. Open up, won't you? It's important. I have something... rather personal to discuss with you. Something I think you'll find... illuminating."
Uncle Morty
@Thorn
Uncle Morty
Uncle Morty